Top 100 Creepy People #71-80

Creepy Person #80- Paris Hilton
She reminds me most of one of the beings that came out of the ship at the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The media continues to push her on us as some sort of example of beauty, but I know better. Her whorish ways and idiotic attitude only add to the creepiness.

Creepy Person #79- Boris Karloff
His body of work probably should put him higher on the list, but with Freddy Kruger disemboweling everything that walks by, Karloff’s movies have lost their edge. There is still some good nostalgia here, and he deserved to make the list if only as a pioneer in the field of creepiness.

Creepy Person #78- Britney Spears
If it were not for the kid thing, I probably have put her and Paris on the same level, but what she has done to her children has gone beyond creepy to just sad. But, she’s still out there panty-less on a regular basis. She is the kind of crazy that would make you put a bullet in your own brainpan just to make her shut up.

Creepy Person #77- Christopher Walken
He can play a good villain, and the dude is just weird. Even his William Shatner style of speaking is creepy.

Creepy Person #76- Tiny Tim
If I have to explain this one, you obviously do not know who I am talking about. He wore adult diapers not because he was incontinent, but for ‘sanitary’ reasons. Just look this nut up.

Creepy Person #75- Angelina Jolie
I dealt with this a little in the earlier piece in Brad Pitt, but suffice it to say, she makes the list solely for relationship with the ultra-creepy Billy Bob Thornton. She actually wore a vial of his blood around her neck, and would not take it off even for movie roles. She always wanted to have him near here. Crreeepy!

Creepy Person #74- Meat loaf
I respect this guy. Anyone who can put out one album a decade for four decades and have them all make a mint is a genius, but he is a creepy looking guy. Hot wife, though.

Creepy Person #73- R Kelly
Any guy who could stock his own section in a video store with the sex videos involving himself and underage girls is creepy. It’s even more creepy that he is still walking the streets. Where I come from we call those guys pedophiles and we put them in jail.

Creepy Person #72- Senator Larry Craig
Hey, you slimy bastard. Give it up already. You have proven yourself to be a two-faced pervert. No one wants you, not the Republicans or the Democrats. At least the governor of New York stepped down, and you should too.

Creepy Person #71- Sandy Allen, the tallest woman in the World
Tall girls are always a little gangly, but that does not do justice to her. She is 7 ft. 7 inches tall. Any man would be stricken with fear when faced with the reality of his own inadequacies with a woman of this size.

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Top 100 Creepy People 21-30

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Top 100 Creepy People #81-90

Creepy Person #90- Ruth Bader-Ginsburg

Ruth Bader-Ginsburg is the liberal who haunts the dreams of all good conservatives. She is not going to win any beauty contests, and if she had her way they would probably be illegal.  The fact that she and Scalia (my hero) are able to be friends almost pushes her off the list.

Creepy Person #89- Vincent Schiavelli

He is one of the great character actors of the 80s and 90s, and everyone I knew just called him “Fish Face.”  Can creepy be so shallow that it applies simply to the way a person looks?  Absolutely.

Creepy Person #88- Wallace Shawn

Some would say that it is “inconceivable” that he would make this list, but he gets on for the same reason as Fish Face #89.  He has played his fair share of evil villains and creatures during his career.

Creepy Person #87- Tony Randall

 As Felix Ungar, he was the original metrosexual.  His prissy nature on the show and in real life was enough to make anyone wonder whose side he was playing for, so to prove his heterosexuality, he goes off and impregnates a woman…at the age of 70!  Ewe!  creepy.

Creepy Person #86- Frank Oz-

Frank brought us some of the stranger Muppets, like Sam the Eagle and Bert.  He also was the strangely backward talking Yoda (very creepy) in the Star Wars films.  He is a weird looking guy who is most remembered in movies for holding up a soiled condom in The Blues Brothers.  He is not the strangest person on the list, but he is a puppeteer.

Creepy Person #85- Janeane Garofalo

It creeps me out that I find her attractive.  She looks as if she smells like Patchouli and cigarettes, but yet I am curiously attracted to her.  Of course, my great fear would be going up to talk to her (if I were not happily married, that is) and having her start to talk politics

 

Creepy Person #84- Gordon Keith

 

Known to some as the Dark Lord, this radio/television personality has one of the darkest senses of humor that you will every find outside of Hell.  His Halloween and Valentine cards, while funny, will hit you like a punch in the gut.  See Gordo’s blog here.

Creepy Person #83- The Olson Twins

Since I can’t tell them apart, I didn’t even try.  They used to be cute, but that was obviously before the heroin.  Now these sunken eyed beauties look like a casting call for Dawn of the Dead.  The whole Lance Armstrong thing is creepy too.

Creepy Person #82- Mark Cuban

 

I’m not trying to be too Dallas-centric here, but is that really possible?  Cuban is tiring to say the least, but he is also creepy.  He is the guy you don’t want to let into the country club much like Rodney Dangerfield’s character in Caddyshack.  Not everyone knows it, but this doughy guy made some ‘blue’ films before he became filthy rich, creepy (shudder).

 

 Creepy Person #81- Bozo the Clown

 

Clowns in general are creepy in the same way that carnie’s are creepy, and bozo was the prototypical clown.  The whole Bozo franchise thing was also creepy.  So, your kid goes to get his picture taken with Bozo, but is it the real Bozo, or some guy who is a drunken pedophile when he’s out of costume.

 

Top 100 Creepy People Criteria

Top 100 Creepy People 10-1

Top 100 Creepy People 21-30

Top 100 Creepy People 31-40

Top 100 Creepy People 41-50

Top 100 Creepy People 51-60

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