Creepy Person #40- Juliette Lewis
She is creepy in the same way that Courtney love is, except that she looks much, much dirtier. Yuck.
Creepy Person #39- Simcha Jacobovici
This guy is otherwise known as the Naked Archeologist, though he is neither naked (thank, God) or an archaeologist. He is creepy because he puts forth the most outlandish theories, while simply ignoring the facts and generally accepted theories in archaeology. His ideas are almost always sensational, and often offensive to certain religions. He presents one side of the argument, and spends the rest of his time trying every way he can to sway the person watching him, while leaving out any views or facts contrary to his own no matter how valid or strong they are. You can find some of his handy work in the generally panned production of The Jesus Tomb, but I encourage you not to listen to a thing this creepy bastard has to say.
Creepy Person #38- Pauly Shore
Hey Bu-ddy! He’s pretty much the whole creepy package minus the evil part. He is the kind of creepy that can ruin a good party the moment he walks in the door.
Creepy Person #37- Tonya Harding
Novels could be written about this creepy girl. She proved you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl. The dolled-up girl who went out on the ice was the same girl who had her truck-driver hubby try to break the leg of a fellow competitor, nice. The next time America heard from her, she was doing the Paris Hilton thing, and not even getting paid for it. The last time I saw her she was going to be fighting another celebrity on television. Her life has been one big creepy train-wreck.
Creepy Person #36- Kathy Bates
She makes the list for scaring the sh— out of me. He character, Annie Wilkes, in Misery, is one of the scariest characters to ever grace the screen. After James Caan’s character hides the knife under the bed, and then wakes up to her obviously unhappy face, I literally jumped. She definitely deserved the Oscar she received for this roll, and she is the highest rated actress to make this list simply for one roll. Congratulations, Kathy!
Creepy Person #35- Michael Vick
Here the list begins to transition more from people who looked or acted creepy to more people who do creepy things. What Michael Vick did to those dogs was not funny, but it was definitely creepy, and I wish him all the failure in the world for it.
Creepy Person #34- Lorena Bobbitt
In a masterful piece of cosmic irony this crazy woman married a man with the last name of Bobbitt. Fewer things haunt the recesses of man’s mind like the specter of having a woman do to him what Lorena did to her husband. And remember guys, she got away with it. That gives every other woman license to do the same. I can’t type too much more on this one, because it just makes me too darn nervous.
Creepy Person #33- Victor Vernado
Who’s he? He is a guy who was born with a genetic advantage when it comes to playing the evil villain. He’s albino. As unfair and un-PC as it is, albinism is creepy. Many of the creepiest villains in cinematic history were albinos, and do not get all judgmental, just imagine yourself in a darkened alley on a humid night alone. You look up and see an albino looking at you. You’ll feel the creepiness going right up your spine.
Creepy Person #32- Marv Albert
The toupee is enough, and may rate its own creepy rating, but he mainly makes it from the sexual assault charges. It was a sordid and very creepy tale.
Creepy Person #31- Paul Ruebens-
The PeeWee Herman character was creepy enough, especially knowing that he geared his comedy toward children, but Reubens had to go and ruin his career in a most creepy manner. If you don’t remember, he was busted in a porno theatre with his pants around his ankles loving himself as no other could. And, if you’ve ever seen him without the PeeWee getup, you will see he is just one creepy looking guy. Finally, having ‘Mr. Rooney’ from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off busted in his house for possessing little boy porn just put him over the creepy edge.
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