I’m sure he was nice guy in real life, but those eyes, those eyes! Have you ever known a person with unnaturally buggy eyes? It’s a creepy look. Multiply that by a factor of seven, and you get Marty Feldman’s eyes. Oh, then you add an unnatural ability to separately control them much like a chameleon, and there is only one word for it, creepy.
Creepy Person #29- Richard Fairbrass (the lead singer of Right Said Fred)-
If you do not remember this guy, just watch the video of the band’s one big hit “I’m Too Sexy.” Oh yeah, it’s creepy. Top that with the fact that he and the band have been rumored to have spent the last couple of years living on the yacht of a billionaire as his personal ‘boy toys.’
Creepy Person #28- Johnny Knoxville-
He brought the show Jackass to the world where among other things, he stapled his own scrotum. Enough said.
Creepy Person #27- Gary Busey-
Gary Busey is just Nick Nolte multiplied by a factor of four. Hard living and lots of drug use take a toll on a guys looks, but Busey is in another league than most guys. He also looks dirty most of the time, and you can almost smell the B.O. from the mug shots. It is rumored that he has even snorted cocaine off of his dog. He has been accused of beating his wife on two occasions, and. His most recent role in 2006 had him playing a Jewish-American Doctor who was harvesting organs from Muslims at Abu Ghraib in a Turkish film. Recently he crashed an on-camera “E” interview with an obviously revolted Jennifer Garner, in which he kissed her without her permission. Nice.
Creepy Person #26- David Duke-
Creepiness often leaves its taint wherever it goes, but it is not just your average creep who can single-handedly sully both a state and two national political parties with his creepiness. Such, however, is the case with David Duke whose Wikipedia page describes him as, “a former Louisiana State Representative, a candidate in presidential primaries for the Democratic and Republican parties, and former Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.” What a resume! He financed a campaign once by writing a creepy book as a woman called Finder Keepers. The book gives women “advice on vaginal exercises, fellatio, anilingus, and anal sex.” He founded several White Supremacist organization including the NAAWP (yes, It’s just what you think it would be). In 2002, he pled guilty to mail fraud and filing a false tax return and was sentenced to 15 months in jail. There is still a large file on him that includes allegations of illegal use of campaign funds and raising personal funds on false pretenses from his followers. Perhaps this guy should have scored a little higher than this, but it seems the list just keeps getting worse.
Creepy Person #25- Dee Snyder-
If you do not agree with this one, look at the picture below and watch the movie Strangeland, then get back to me.
Creepy Person #24- Rob Zombie-
While Rob Zombie does not look quite as creepy as Dee, His movie, House of 1000 Corpses, makes Snyder’s movie, Strangeland, look like Mary Poppins. I do not recommend watching this one to prove that I am right. You should just trust me on this one.
Creepy Person #23- Marylin Manson-
What a trio we have between 25 and 23. Manson gets the nod due to looks and his personal little tribute to one of the worst serial killers of all time. I’d rather not even look at him. You can Google him if you want.
Creepy Person #22- Henry Kissinger-
Kissinger has been accused of world atrocities and ordering the murder of foreign nationals. He was one step removed from the Watergate scandal, and somehow avoided getting swept up in all of the Nixon turmoil. And, (this is where it gets a little more creepy) he likes women, specifically young women who may be decades younger than he is. Nice, and creepy.
Creepy Person #21- Jack Kevorkian
His nickname is Dr. Death, and he has made a name for himself ‘assisting’ people with killing themselves (some would call that murder, but I digress). He has been rumored to have a life-long fascination with the subject of death and even went to prison for his right to help kill people. Check out his artwork sometime. Here is a nice little painting entitled “Nearer My God to Thee.” Oh, my!
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