In the past few years, I and several of my friends have sent a plethora of quotes to each other for our mutual edification. I recently went through these and attempted to pull out some of the better ones. It is quite a long list, but I hope you can find something that you like. In the future, as I find more quotes that I like, I will add them at the top of the list for a month before filing them under respective categories. Please remember that these are quotes, and there is no reason to kill the messenger. Some are meant to be funny, some inspirational, and others may carry an element of shock value with them. Enjoy.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
– Somerset Maugham