Top 100 Creepy People #10-1

Creepy Person #10- Steve Buscemi-
He is one of the great character actors of our time, and I really like it when he is in a movie, but those eyes, those eyes!  If you want somebody to know who you are talking about just say, “you know, Crazy Eyes.”  They’ll know who you mean.  I feel [...]

Top 100 Creepy People #11-20

 
Creepy Person #20- Roman Polanski-
Following in the footsteps of the Academy, I would like to present him with this year’s Lifetime Achievement Award…for Creepiness.  Let’s see.  This guy cannot return to the U.S. because he is under indictment for drugging and raping a 13 year old girl, but as Hollywood has proven, Americans seem to [...]

Top 100 Creepy People #21-30

Creepy Person #30- Marty Feldman-
I’m sure he was nice guy in real life, but those eyes, those eyes!  Have you ever known a person with unnaturally buggy eyes?  It’s a creepy look.  Multiply that by a factor of seven, and you get Marty Feldman’s eyes.  Oh, then you add an unnatural ability to separately [...]

Top 100 Creepy People 31-40

Creepy Person #40- Juliette Lewis
She is creepy in the same way that Courtney love is, except that she looks much, much dirtier.  Yuck.
 
Creepy Person #39- Simcha Jacobovici
This guy is otherwise known as the Naked Archeologist, though he is neither naked (thank, God) or an archaeologist.  He is creepy because he puts forth the most outlandish [...]

Top 100 Creepy People #41-50

Creepy Person #50- Grace Jones
If cannibalism were allowed today, Grace Jones would eat you.  She has to be the most intimidating woman on the planet, and I like most males am creeped-out by women who can kick my ass, especially women who could do it without really even trying.
 
Creepy Person #49- Roseanne Barr
Roseanne is sort [...]

Top 100 Creepy People #51-60

Creepy Person #60- John Waters
I had a friend suggest him for the list so I looked him up on Google images.  Oh, yeah.  That guy is creepy.  He is a director, so I looked up his work.  It’s pretty a pretty creepy list of films and actors also.
 
Creepy Person #59- Vincent Price
Honestly, he probably deserved [...]

Top 100 Creepy People #61-70

 
Creepy Person #70- Kat Von D
Here is a woman who does not need all of the tattoos to bring attention to herself.  It is obvious that under all of that body art there is a beautiful woman, but at this point it would take years of surgery and tens of thousands of dollars to find [...]

Motherly Love

I recently read a post on one of my friend’s blogs about him slicing off the end of his finger with a razor.  Being a little sarcastic, and hearing my mother’s voice inside my head, I thought, “I’ve had worse places than that on my eye.”  This brought a host of my mom’s sayings back [...]

Top 100 Creepy People #71-80

Creepy Person #80- Paris Hilton
She reminds me most of one of the beings that came out of the ship at the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The media continues to push her on us as some sort of example of beauty, but I know better. Her whorish ways and idiotic attitude only [...]

Top 100 Creepy People #81-90

Creepy Person #90- Ruth Bader-Ginsburg
Ruth Bader-Ginsburg is the liberal who haunts the dreams of all good conservatives. She is not going to win any beauty contests, and if she had her way they would probably be illegal.  The fact that she and Scalia (my hero) are able to be friends almost pushes her off the [...]