Creepy Person #20- Roman Polanski-
Following in the footsteps of the Academy, I would like to present him with this year’s Lifetime Achievement Award…for Creepiness. Let’s see. This guy cannot return to the U.S. because he is under indictment for drugging and raping a 13 year old girl, but as Hollywood has proven, Americans seem to be able to forgive anyone for anything, even if the do not even ask for forgiveness.
Creepy Person #19- Mike Nifong-
This story is still fresh in all our minds, but suffice it to say that this guy charged three guys with raping a young woman, and withheld exculpatory evidence even when he knew that they were not guilty in order to further his political career. As far as I am concerned he (and Duke University) deserve whatever they get, and it probably cannot get bad enough for him to suit me.
Creepy Person #18- Jeff Smith
I’m sure that everyone has known a Jeff Smith in their lives. I knew one in high school myself, but I am talking about the moderately famous Jeff Smith otherwise known as the Frugal Gourmet. After two of his male assistants charged him with sexual harassment, several more young men who had worked for him charged him with sexual assault.
Creepy Person #17- Stephen King
Most of the people from here to the end of the list got there by actually doing something horrible or creepy. This is not true for Stephen King. He makes the list on looks and his creepy works of fiction that are his life’s work. Read Thinner or Carrie tonight. Yeah, he’s creepy.
Creepy Person #16- Mike Tyson-
He speaks so softly for a guy who will threaten to eat you children. Here we have a guy who could actually kill most people with one punch, but he will still take the time to properly beat or even rape a woman. Great guy. He has demonstrated time and again that he has no control over his anger or his impulses and that is a truly frightening and creepy possibility when you look at the guy. Here are a couple of his more memorable quotes:
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
“Lennox Lewis, I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”
“My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.”
“I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.”
To Razor Ruddock: “You’re sweet. I’m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend.”
About Tyrell Biggs: “He was screaming like my wife.”
There is much more here, and it’s all great and creepy.
Creepy Person #15- Kim Jong Il
This guy actually put the lessons learned from George Orwell into practice. He has convinced his people that the rest of the world is evil, and that he is saving them from it while taking food that has been either donated by foreign countries to feed his starving people, or that he has blackmailed them out of, and selling it to fund his own excess. He is single-handedly destabilizing the entire world by proliferating nuclear weapons to irresponsible nations such as Syria and Iran. He has engineered the kidnappings of several South Korean actors and actresses to force them into making his own films. I do not have time to attempt a list of the atrocities associated with his government. And, just look at him.
I’m so, so sorry.
Creepy Person #14- L Ron Hubbard-
So, this guy writes a paper about how to start up a religion, and then he does it. I believe in God (the real one), so blasphemy always makes me uncomfortable, but this guy goes one step further by making his own religion, Scientology. This is a very creepy, kooky, and subversive religion (see the Tom Cruise entry at #47 for more information on this). He left this world with a very controlling and strange religion that he made-up and for that he scores pretty highly.
Creepy Person #13- Michael Jackson-
The look (including the vitiligo), how he is seen with his own children, and the fact that he built a theme park to serve as bait for his own pedophilic version of a reverse ‘Make a Wish Foundation.” If you do not find this guy creepy, you need to put down that glass of Kool-Aid that you are drinking.
Creepy Person #12- Jack Elam-
He was the original ‘Crazy Eye.’ He starred in many Hollywood westerns over his 54 year career. He looked pretty normal early in his career, but as the years went by his left eye began to attempt to wander off of his face. His crazy look and longevity earned him high creepy marks. Try highlighting the picture below of Jack. It’s truly frightening.
Creepy Person #11- Jake Gyllenhaal-
Jake is a creepy looking guy, and he gets extra points for being in Brokeback Mountain (especially after Heath Ledge killed himself to wipe away the creepiness that this movie left in his life). And, if you have not seen Donnie Darko, you haven’t truly seen creepy. I recommend it, but you should be prepared to be creeped out.
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