Creepy Person #50- Grace Jones
If cannibalism were allowed today, Grace Jones would eat you. She has to be the most intimidating woman on the planet, and I like most males am creeped-out by women who can kick my ass, especially women who could do it without really even trying.
Creepy Person #49- Roseanne Barr
Roseanne is sort of gross/creepy. That voice alone is enough to make you want to put a bullet in your brainpan, and if you rent She Devil, you’ll be pleased (or completely creeped-out) with a nudie shot of her. Yuck.
Creepy Person #48- Andy Warhol
This is another person that was suggested by a friend. He’s creepy. He looks creepy, and his art is weird, but recently I caught a couple of his old movies (which he directed) on one of the Showtime channels. They were Flesh for Frankenstein and Blood for Dracula. On top of being terrible films in general, they were extremely creepy.
Creepy Person #47- Tom Ctuise
I originally had Tom Cruise at #100. The whole Katie Holmes thing got him on the list. He, old enough to be her father, marries her, and she disappears. Then I remembered the whole Scientology thing, and he quickly shot up the list. Here we have a guy who is now purported to be the head of a completely made-up religion. This particular religion at one point attempted to infiltrate the American government (it’s true check out operation Snow White). His new videos are legendary. He is definitely creepy.
Creepy Person #46- Al Gore
He’s a creepy looking guy, but that is not what creeps me out. It’s the whole attempt to change our society by pushing a made up global problem with fictitious facts and skewed numbers on a world that does not need his help, while at the same using more energy personally than some small countries.
Creepy Person #45- Carrot Top
Creepy act, creepy props, roided out, and, oh yeah, he looks like this:
Creepy Person #44- Dr Phil
“What were you thinkin’” putting Dr Phil on this list? I have a low opinion of psychology in general, but here we have a guy who claims to want to help people, and obviously the best way to do that is to allow them to air their dirty laundry to all of America while at the same time berating them. You might refer to this as ‘selling out’, but no, selling out would be to then endorse an online dating service as if that were a good way to meet someone and build a good relationship. When is America going to hold it’s psychologists and counselors up to a higher standard? They already have a 70% divorce rate (including Dr. Phil) which runs a full 15 percentage points above the national average. Fix your own house before you come and try to fix mine, creep.
Creepy Person #43- Alice Cooper
No creepy list would be complete without a few of the creepy rockers on it. Alice Cooper looks creepy, sings creepy, and has a creepy stage presentation. For all of that, he comes off as some kind of nice guy whenever he is interviewed. For this reason, he drops a few notches compared with the other creepy rockers.
Creepy Person #42- Ozzie Ozbourne
He is creepy in the same way that Alice Cooper is. He has the creepy music, he had the creepy look, and his stage show included defecation and bat eating. Score! However, he has lost some of his hard creepy rocker edge in the last few years. Not to worry though, it has been replaced be an equally creepy befuddled old man that shuffles around and talks to himself. Drugs are indeed creepy.
Creepy Person #41- Courtney Love
She is a different kind of creepy, the nasty kind. She is the kind of girl that could be hot when seeing her isn’t turning your stomach. Don’t touch guys. That stuff does not wash off.
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